Welcome to the World of Comedy Thrillers from Alex J Heart
The richly funny characters from the books will be sure to brighten up your life.
Just don’t ask them for help if you are accused of murder or theft.
And whatever you do, don’t ask them for relationship advice.
Move over Morse, sling your hook Sherlock, meet some real detectives.
Why live in the real world, when theirs is so much more fun?
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The vicar conducts the wedding service from inside a locked wardrobe. The celebrity chef is mistaken for a drug dealer. The Maharaja’s priceless jewels are stolen.
The wedding and the compromising photographs of PC Horatio Harris, the bride and her mother make the front page of every newspaper.
WPC Ceri Fowler thinks it can’t get any worse as she fights to save the day and her career. She’s wrong!
Mix all the above ingredients together and you have a riotously funny recipe for frustrated love, exploding police stations and wedding cake envy where we see if true love can indeed conquer all.
Debbie, a scheming actress, and Ceri, a bungling policewoman swap lives, duplicitous lovers, and murder charges as they chase fame, love, and the mob’s money in this riotously funny Battle of the Sexes.
Face paints, fire extinguishers, flying nuns, plastic snakes, and chocolate cake become weapons of mass humiliation as they and their treacherous lovers strive to outwit each other, the mob and a corrupt police inspector.
But if they manage to stay alive will they sacrifice fame and fortune for love?
All is fair in love, war and acting for Debbie and Charlie as they battle for the prestigious lead role in their college graduation production and for the heart of a rich but devious city businessman.
Debbie demonstrates she can act with fire and passion but Charlie tricks her into torching a row of parked cars and a bus shelter. Debbie vows vengeance!
The year is 2008 and they film the misfortunes they inflict on each other for their Youtube performance art channel. Their rivalry takes a deadly turn when an assassin seeks to recover a tape implicating the businessman in a serious crime.
Unless Debbie and Charlie learn to trust each other again, their final college performance will be their last ever performance.
The Wedding Thieves
The vicar conducts the wedding service from inside a locked wardrobe. The celebrity chef is mistaken for a drug dealer. The Maharaja’s priceless jewels are stolen.
The wedding and the compromising photographs of PC Horatio Harris, the bride and her mother make the front page of every newspaper.
WPC Ceri Fowler thinks it can’t get any worse as she fights to save the day and her career. She’s wrong!
Mix all the above ingredients together and you have a riotously funny recipe for frustrated love, exploding police stations and wedding cake envy where we see if true love can indeed conquer all.
Debbie, a scheming actress, and Ceri, a bungling policewoman swap lives, duplicitous lovers, and murder charges as they chase fame, love, and the mob’s money in this riotously funny Battle of the Sexes.
Face paints, fire extinguishers, flying nuns, plastic snakes, and chocolate cake become weapons of mass humiliation as they and their treacherous lovers strive to outwit each other, the mob and a corrupt police inspector.
But if they manage to stay alive will they sacrifice fame and fortune for love?
One Romeo Two Juliets
All is fair in love, war and acting for Debbie and Charlie as they battle for the prestigious lead role in their college graduation production and for the heart of a rich but devious city businessman.
Debbie demonstrates she can act with fire and passion but Charlie tricks her into torching a row of parked cars and a bus shelter. Debbie vows vengeance!
The year is 2008 and they film the misfortunes they inflict on each other for their Youtube performance art channel. Their rivalry takes a deadly turn when an assassin seeks to recover a tape implicating the businessman in a serious crime.
Unless Debbie and Charlie learn to trust each other again, their final college performance will be their last ever performance.
Debbie and Charlie meet up ten years after the events in the One Romeo Two Juliet’s book. They used to be best friends.
Now, Charlie is a famous actress, lauded around the world. Debbie is a figure of fun, reduced to a role as a magician’s assistant. One of them is seeking revenge. The truth behind Charlie’s fame is revealed which leads to murder.
Cue a slapstick magical race to find the murderer involving stolen priceless jewels and international money laundering as the Masked Magician baffles and bewilders himself and the police.
Will Debbie and Ceri’s relationships disappear in the same way?
